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Posted earlier today
The blonde tip-toed by the medicine cabinet so she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills....See, i'm not dead:-)
Posted earlier today
the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated:-)
Posted yesterday
RT @TimPoker: @TexDolly Doyle, all afternoon on Fulltilt in the highstakes games morons are saying you passed away this morning.
Posted on Friday
I asked this blonde in the hospital, How was your breakfast? Good, she answered, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I looked, it said KYJelly.
Posted on Friday
Hell no...come on folks. Breast implants? ugggg! teeth implants, besides, i don't need for my boobs to be any bigger!!:-)
Posted on Friday
RT @jtanner28: @TexDolly Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A: Translator
Posted on Friday
i'm glad i got some spare time to do some fun stuff..implants, colonoscopy, dermatologist, and orthepedic doctor all in one week
Posted on Thursday
Posted on Thursday
RT @Pamela_Brunson: Going with the boys to smoke cigars & shoot machine guns! i cant escape!
Posted on Thursday
RT @flashcasinogame: @TexDolly @NickyHilton sorry, I don't know how to retweet:-( Click the "retweet" button
Posted on Wednesday
No, I love blondes, but all my followers seem to like the jokes. No real disrespect intended.:-)
Posted on Wednesday
ponfelipon @TexDolly Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Posted on Tuesday
A brunette and a blonde are walking along and the brunette says "awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says "where?"
Posted on Monday
What's the 1st thing a blonde does in the morning?....She walks home
Posted last week
Blondes stay in all night to study for their blood test the next morning:-)
Posted last week
the joy of winning doesn't come close to the pain of losing when you bet on football. Anyone else have Seattle plus 81/2?....OMG
Posted last week
2 of the shortest books...Things I love about Bill...Hillary Clinton.....To all the men we have loved....Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'donnel
Posted last week
Freaking Friday 13th...i had a premination...no 17 in a row!!
Posted last week
If you are in Vegas, try the Golden Steer restaurant on Sahara. It's the oldest and best place in town. Pricey but worth it!
Posted last week
New blog post is up http://www.doylesroom.com/blog/
Posted last week
Judge Judy to prostitute..."when did you realize you were raped?"....prostitute, wiping away tears:"when the check bounced."..LMAO
Posted last week
A blonde, a brunette,& a redhead are in the 5th grade. Which one has the largest breasts? The blonde....She is already 18.
Posted last week
Bloondes thinks Dom Perignon is a mafia leader
Posted last week
A couple of the worlds shortest books...Things I Love about My Country...by Jane Fonda....Things I cannot afford...by Bill Gates.
Posted last week
wrote in a blog. She told me to go die under a deck of cards. You can imagine my response, I hope she hears it.
Posted last week
I'm afraid I heated up the Joan Rivers vs poker players today. We were both interviewed by a Miami radio station. They read something I
Posted last week
tomorrow @ESPNZoneVegas at the Final Table Watch Party I'll be siging my autobiography.First 25 books free, then publisher is selling them.
Posted last week
Football is wonderful! 10 bets winner going into Dallas Philly game...i have Dallas and over...life is good!
Posted last week
Sexton HOF was a huge sucess. Eric Sidel and Barry Greenstein should be inducted next year. We should vote 1 member out each year also:-)
Posted last week
Off to Blush for the launch of autobiography. Also announcing the 5th member of the Brunson 10. WSOP final table was gr8, Congrats Harrahs
Posted last week
I reversed my bets aganist Ivey. I gave Gus Hanson my 50K bet aganist him. I am now officially pulling for Ivey and Schulman for 135K.
Posted last week
Rip Tuna Lund. I've got gr8 memories of my times with him...there are no promises for tomorrow for any of us.
