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They Said it on the Radio
PHIL HELLMUTH
On Matusow “Mike’s game is to
get under my skin. He has a Phil
Hellmuth Fetish”
On Collusion “In Texas Hold Em’
its almost impossible to collude. I
feel confident about that.”
BILLY BAXTER
“To be quite honest, I
think internet players
are pretty good. They get
to play more hands, see
more flops. You can get
a world of experience
playing on the internet. It’s
no accident these guys are
doing as well as they are.”
A WORD FROM THE WISE
A recent popular discussion on Bluff Poker Radio has
been about playing players, not cards, and I was schooled
in this at the LG Celebrity All Star Poker Showdown
by none other than Joe Hachem, reigning World Champ.
Hachem’s in the 2-seat; I’m in the 3. The 5-seat is
some minor celebrity (more minor, even, than me) with
a really bad mullet, and the 7 is none other than Jose
Conseco (scary). I’m short-stacked and find A-Q suited
in the hole in late position. I push my short stack
all in and get called by the 5-seat and Mr. Neck, Canseco.
Hachem whispers, “I’m folding, mate, show me what you
have.” I give him a glimpse of my cards and he tells
me, “The 5-seat’s got A-J or K-Q and the 7-seat’s got
sevens, maybe eights.”
We flip the cards over and low and behold, it’s K-Q
suited for mullet-man, and the Neck shows eights. Luckily
for me, a queen flops and I triple up. “Told ya!” says
Hachem, blinding me with the bling from his jewel-encrusted
watch. “Not bad, Joe,” I say. “Nah, easy,” he replies.
“They’re too predictable. You could tell from the way
they’ve played the last few hands.”I don’t think I’ve
felt more inadequate at the poker table since I stared
at the Levitra logo and wondered if that stuff really
works! Oh well, I guess that’s why Hachem is World Champion
and I get to host a radio show with Dirty Wally!
DIRTY WALLY says:
So you want to be a pro, make a living playing
poker, and get on Howard Stern radio? You have
three choices: lose, win or quit. Now, you take
the married card players who have jobs and
no problems. They must win 50% or tell the
judge that the cards ran bad. Or contact my five wives, if
they are alive. Single players are different: 90% of them
are railbirds. But here’s a solution. Get a backer. Poker
today is money; something to keep score with in life. And
that, my friends, is a way out and not a delusion.
No card toilet flushing in the New Year.
Lots of health,
Dirty Wally.
(Editor’s Note: We don’t have any idea what he is taking about either)
Special extra plug: No takers yet. Dirty, horny old sugar
daddy who’ll rub your back. Must play poker. Send pictures.
Lots of love for number six. He’s 86, and how can you lose on the table?
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