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They Said it on the Radio
PHIL HELLMUTH
On Matusow “Mike’s game is to get under my skin. He has a Phil Hellmuth Fetish”
On Collusion “In Texas Hold Em’ its almost impossible to collude. I feel confident about that.”
BILLY BAXTER
“To be quite honest, I think internet players are pretty good. They get to play more hands, see more flops. You can get a world of experience playing on the internet. It’s no accident these guys are doing as well as they are.”
A WORD FROM THE WISE
A recent popular discussion on Bluff Poker Radio has been about playing players, not cards, and I was schooled in this at the LG Celebrity All Star Poker Showdown by none other than Joe Hachem, reigning World Champ.
Hachem’s in the 2-seat; I’m in the 3. The 5-seat is some minor celebrity (more minor, even, than me) with a really bad mullet, and the 7 is none other than Jose Conseco (scary). I’m short-stacked and find A-Q suited in the hole in late position. I push my short stack all in and get called by the 5-seat and Mr. Neck, Canseco. Hachem whispers, “I’m folding, mate, show me what you have.” I give him a glimpse of my cards and he tells me, “The 5-seat’s got A-J or K-Q and the 7-seat’s got sevens, maybe eights.”
We flip the cards over and low and behold, it’s K-Q suited for mullet-man, and the Neck shows eights. Luckily for me, a queen flops and I triple up. “Told ya!” says Hachem, blinding me with the bling from his jewel-encrusted watch. “Not bad, Joe,” I say. “Nah, easy,” he replies. “They’re too predictable. You could tell from the way they’ve played the last few hands.”I don’t think I’ve felt more inadequate at the poker table since I stared at the Levitra logo and wondered if that stuff really works! Oh well, I guess that’s why Hachem is World Champion and I get to host a radio show with Dirty Wally!
DIRTY WALLY says:
So you want to be a pro, make a living playing poker, and get on Howard Stern radio? You have three choices: lose, win or quit. Now, you take the married card players who have jobs and no problems. They must win 50% or tell the judge that the cards ran bad. Or contact my five wives, if they are alive. Single players are different: 90% of them are railbirds. But here’s a solution. Get a backer. Poker today is money; something to keep score with in life. And that, my friends, is a way out and not a delusion. No card toilet flushing in the New Year. Lots of health, Dirty Wally.
(Editor’s Note: We don’t have any idea what he is taking about either)
Special extra plug: No takers yet. Dirty, horny old sugar daddy who’ll rub your back. Must play poker. Send pictures. Lots of love for number six. He’s 86, and how can you lose on the table?
