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Those of you who have read my articles before may have learned by now that I enjoy the nightlife. Las Vegas is home to some of the best clubs in the world. Nothing compares to places like Tao, Jet, Tryst, Pure… the list goes on. Next time you visit, you should reserve a night to go to one of these Vegas hotspots and enjoy yourself. Get a table, a few bottles, and have yourself a jolly of a time!
One of my favorite things to do on a warm summer Sunday in Vegas is to go to Rehab. No, that was not a misprint. I HIGHLY enjoy going to Rehab. Rehab is an incredible day party at the Hard Rock Hotel. The entire pool area of the Hard Rock is filled with hotties in swimsuits. They have cabanas that can be reserved ahead of time. In your cabana, you can, of course, order bottles of champagne and whatever else your party desires. Just imagine yourself being at the best nightclub; except it’s daytime and all the girls are in bikinis! And it takes place in Vegas, so you can get a much closer lock on what they REALLY look like!
I missed the first Rehab because I was in New Orleans, but I knew I would be back for its second week. Jack is the promoter of Rehab and this guy KNOWS how to throw a party. I decided to come down with a few of my boys, and my dad was in town, so he jumped on board as well. I really cannot explain this party. You literally have to see it for yourself. The energy at Rehab is like nothing I have ever seen before. It’s UNREAL.
While walking around, I run into David Williams and Noah Boeken. They are chilling at Daniel’s cabana. Daniel is a super wealthy guy from Orange County. I must admit that I have not seen too many people who are more hooked up than me in Vegas, but this guy is on another level. I’ve seen him out from time and to time, and he gets nothing but the ROYAL treatment. David tells me that Daniel loves to play heads-up poker and for high stakes. He is going to try and arrange a match. Well, it doesn’t take long before we have two racks of chips and a deck. Right then and there at Daniel’s cabana in Rehab, we played seven heads-up freezeouts. Here’s the fun part: each freezeout was for 25k! There we were, playing for 175k at the CABANA at the pool. Who ever said that gamblers were sick people?
I was told that he was a pretty aggressive player and could, at any point, easily shove it in with anything. Knowing this, I had to adjust my game. I could not run over this guy. That was clear. On the very first hand of the very first match, I get dealt A-2 off-suit and, just like I thought he might, he moves in! Now what? I would almost ALWAYS fold this hand right here, but hey – no gamble, no win, right? I call and he shows me the 7-7. First hand, down 25k. Nice! Come down to go for a swim and I’m already stuck 25 dimes!
Daniel is a pretty tough heads-up player. Any player that is capable of having ANYTHING at ANYTIME is very dangerous. He ended up beating me up pretty good. I lost five of the seven matches and owed him 75 big ones. I was thinking of running off to Mexico and chillin’ on the beach for the rest of my life, but I just couldn’t pull the trigger. After Rehab, he invited my friends, my father, and me back to his villa at The Wynn for some more action. Being stuck 75 and having never before seen the villas at the Wynn, it was a no-brainer.
I could not believe my eyes. This villa at The Wynn was UNREAL. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. There must have been 20 bedrooms. There were quite a few hotties running around, which certainly didn’t make matters worse! A few of them wanted massages. No problem. When you stay at a villa at The Wynn, you pretty much get WHATEVER you want. Daniel called down and, within 30 minutes, three masseuses walked into the room. Something about them coming to you has such a nice ring to it!
Noah started out playing Daniel heads-up. I had action on Noah and he did pretty good. I played a few more matches after Noah and ended up winning back my 75k, and pretty much breaking even for the day. NICE!
In the middle of the last match, Daniel told me he owned Club Ten in Orange County, which I have visited on numerous occasions. Definitely the best club in the OC.
That day was a great experience. To see what the REAL Royal treatment was truly put things into perspective for me. I thought I had it pretty good. I guess I will have to just work that much harder, and who knows; maybe someday, somehow, I will be staying at the villa. Thank you for the motivation, Daniel.
P.S. On a whole other note, I will be starting a new VIP hosting business in Las Vegas. This will enable everyone and anyone to truly party like a rock star. No waiting in lines; the best tables; the hottest girls; you name it, you got it. Stay tuned for more details.
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